Random Mystery T-Shirt
You've landed on this page and you're curious as to what you'll find. One might think, "What is this t-shirt randomness that I've found myself in the midst of?" It's really rather simple. You need a t-shirt that can get sweaty, dirty, or torn up without having to worry you'll need to wear it to a nice family dinner. So go ahead, wear it to the gym, to mow your yard, to your kids soccer practice, to the lumber mill, to weld a skyscraper, to tame wild steeds, or to explore a newly discovered system of underwater caverns! Whatever amazing thing you do, for the love of all things good, just do it in a random t-shirt.*
Key Attributes:
- Randomness*
- The mystery of the unknown*
- Free of all knowledge of style, color, and logo*
- Fortified with the American Spirit*
- Made with 100% pure t-shirt material*
This shirt really is going to be random. No promises can be made about the color, style, or logos on the shirt.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, or any other public or private organization either foreign or domestic. These statements have barely even been proof-read by anyone with a solid grasp on the English language. This shirt is not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any feelings of control or insecurity within your life circumstances.
Shipping Information
Bulldog Nutrition ships across Canada and the United States. Most orders are processed within 1 to 2 business days.
Free shipping is available on eligible orders over $100. Please note that drink cases are excluded from free shipping due to size and weight.
During extreme hot or cold weather, heat-sensitive or cold-sensitive items may be affected in transit. For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.
Product & Site Disclaimer
Website information is provided for general informational purposes only. Product details, images, ingredients, and labels may change without notice, so customers should always review the actual product packaging received before use. For full details, please review our Product & Site Disclaimer.
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