Random Mystery T-Shirt

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You've landed on this page and you're curious as to what you'll find. One might think, "What is this t-shirt randomness that I've found myself in the midst of?" It's really rather simple. You need a t-shirt that can get sweaty, dirty, or torn up without having to worry you'll need to wear it to a nice family dinner. So go ahead, wear it to the gym, to mow your yard, to your kids soccer practice, to the lumber mill, to weld a skyscraper, to tame wild steeds, or to explore a newly discovered system of underwater caverns! Whatever amazing thing you do, for the love of all things good, just do it in a random t-shirt.*

Key Attributes:

  • Randomness*
  • The mystery of the unknown*
  • Free of all knowledge of style, color, and logo*
  • Fortified with the American Spirit*
  • Made with 100% pure t-shirt material*

This shirt really is going to be random.  No promises can be made about the color, style, or logos on the shirt. 

 

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, or any other public or private organization either foreign or domestic.  These statements have barely even been proof-read by anyone with a solid grasp on the English language.  This shirt is not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any feelings of control or insecurity within your life circumstances.

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